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- Good evening Achmed
Good evening Infidel!
so you are the terrorist, yes, i am a terrorist ,
what kind of terrorist? a terrifying terrorist. Are you scared?not really. no，and now?not really, no，how about now?no, god damn it，oh, oh. i mean a la damn it，silence ,i kill you
so, achmed,. no,no, it's achmed. that's what I said.no,no, it's accccccc, silence, I kill you,,,,
how do you spell it，what? how do you spell your name？oh, this is A C Flaimmmmmccccc，silence, i kill you
so Achemed, if you are terrorist, I would suppose you have some sort of specialty，yes,i am a suicide bomber，
ah, so you finished？what?you done your job.no i haven't，but you dead, no ,i am not ,I feel fine，but you're all bone，it's a flesh wound，，silence ,I kill you
what the hell happened to my feet，son of the bitch, what the hell,,,,oh, wait a minute, what the hell are you doing. what is gonna gone. what are you doing?stop touching me，i kill you
alright, just hold on, let's fix it，ok wait, what are you doing, holy crap, I'm in the air wait wait，，something is stuck,,,,
just sit still, ok, i would not move my ass，you ,idiot, you don't have a ass，
is that Walter?yes,he scares the crap out of me，please do not put me back in the same suitcase，why? he has gas。saddams mustard gas was nothing compared to a walter fart，hahahaha,it's not funny，he will kill us，
Listen, Achmed. I have something to tell you，what?you really are dead.are you sure?i just got my flu shot.you really are dead, wait,if i am dead that mean i got my 72 virgins??Are you my virgins?I hope not.why,there's a bunch of ugly asses out there.if this is paradise, I've been screwed.
oh, did they say only female virgins?Holy crap,wait, i could have clay ,,,,haha,,i told a joke.
so listen achmed, where did you come from?your freaking suitcase, haha,,,,,I told another one. look, you have been in my suitcase all this time, how can you go through the security in the airport.
oh, that's easy. they open the suitcase, i say ,hello, i am lindsay lohan.i pull another joke,I could do this crap too,ok here's another one,two jews walking in the bar,,no,what you don't let jews in your bar?you are racist bastards.what i mean is i don't want racise joke in my act.oh, ok,how about i kill the jews?no,.I am kidding,i will not kill the jews,no,I will toss the penny in between and watch them fight to the death.yes yes i did the same thing with 2 catholic priests but I toss in a small boy,,yes, yes! and the winner had to fight Michael Jackson!
Achmed,what?stop doing this, you can't tell jokes like that,why not, I'm killing, so to speak,you can't tell jokes like that,it offends people.i am dead, what do i care?what do you want me to do, knock knock jokes?probably better,ok knock knock,who's there?me, I Kill u.
so look, as a suicide bomber have you had trainning?of course, we had suicide bomber training camp.is that a nice facility,it used to be, what happened? a new guy.the idiot tried to practice.what do you guys learn from that?location, location, location.
so you guys have any kind of motto?like what?you know, like we're looking for few good men.we are looking for idiots with no future.so where do you get your recruits?the suicide hotline.that was dark, was it not?
so what exactly happened to you?what happened?oh if you must know i am a horrible suicide bomber.what happened?I had a premature detonation.i set the time on for 30minutes, but it went off in 4 secs.you know what is that like right?mr.hurrican.
so achmed, what exactly happened to you?well i was giving gasoline while i answered my cellphone.can you hear me now?at first i thought it was because i went over my limit.that's too bad.it's okay I took that verizon bastard with me.
so eh what it's like to die, do you see a white light?if you gone enough to watch the explosion, yes.no i mean some people say, when they die, they see a white light, what did you see?i saw flying car parts.what't the last thing in your mind? my ass.ha,,walter told me to tell that joke.
you never saw a white light?no, but i saw a blue priest.do you really have one of those vehicles?that is not a car, that's a lunch box.did you know, when you going down the highway in a pries, if you put your hand out the window the vehicle will turn?
you did all this for bunch of virgins?are you kidding me? i'll kil you for a klondite bar.
So i guess you're muslim?i don't think soyou are not muslim?no,why?.look at my ass ,it's said "made in china".walter says, I'm just a stinking halloween decoration.
so you like been in D.C?I think some idiots must live here.why?for example the washington monument.it looks nothing like the guy.it looks more like a tribute to Bill Clinton.
what you think the bush?Oh, I love Bu oh you mean the president, I'm sorry!
